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The WCW World Heavyweight Championship was a professional wrestling world heavyweight championship originally used in World Championship Wrestling (WCW) and later, the World Wrestling Federation. It was the original world title of the World Championship Wrestling promotion, spun off from the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. It existed in WCW from 1991 to 2001.
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Prince of Essling is a hereditary title in the Nobility of the First French Empire. It was granted by Emperor Napoleon I to Marshal of the Empire André Masséna in 1809 as a victory title after the Battle of Essling. The creation of the title was finalised by letters patent of 31 January 1810. The year before, Marshal Masséna had already been created Duke of Rivoli after his victorious Ba