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Leipzig Hauptbahnhof is the central railway terminus in Leipzig, Germany, in the district Mitte. At 83,460 square metres (898,400 sq ft), it is Europe's largest railway station measured by floor area. It has 19 overground platforms housed in six iron train sheds, a multi-level concourse with towering stone arches, and a 298-metre-long (978 ft) facade at the northeastern section of the Inner City Ring Road. The two Leipzig City Tunnel platforms were inaugurated in December 2013.
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Heterocampa pulverea is a species of moth in the family Notodontidae. It is a widespread species found in oak forests of the eastern United States and Canada. It was formerly treated as a subspecies of Heterocampa umbrata.
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